So it's official. I am single, completely divorced, and ready for something new. As of today, my divorce is FINALLY final. After almost three years, countless arguments, and piles of wasted money, I am truly free and untied.

I think I expected a bluebird to land on my shoulder, and the world to break into song. Oh well, I guess we aren't in Oklahoma.

As Pinocchio says:
I've got no strings
To hold me down
To make me fret, or make me frown
I had strings
But now I'm free
There are no strings on me
Hi-ho the me-ri-o
That's the only way to go
I want the world to know
Nothing ever worries me
Hi-ho the me-ri-o
I'm as happy as can be
I want the world to know
Nothing ever worries me
I've got no strings
So I have fun
I'm not tied up to anyone
They've got strings
But you can see
There are no strings on me!